fancycannibal:

i was watching hell’s kitchen and someone dropped a fish and then this happened

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

sooo-two-years-ago:

all the other kids with the

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better run, better run
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"4 score and 20 blaze it"
- abraham lincoln (via sluht)

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

ezravibe:

talk dirty to me

ezravibe:

talk dirty to me

School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

seedy:

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

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officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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do you wanna fuckin go