During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
"there’s no time for a black widow movie"
"there isn’t an audience for a female lead superhero movie"
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